ravensloane:

guess who made horny cowboy emogies instead of writing her essay

nthn27:

I thought this was funnier than I should have

pakkastuuli:

mulla ei oo mitään asiaa mut halusin vaan homoilla

gaybaggins:

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they look like they’re on their way to prom but bilbo insisted on taking a picture of them first

theparacosmic:

show affection by literally just laying on me. you can’t crush me. my need for pressure stimming is too powerful

incandescent-creativity:

whatsanwritepocalae:

writingisfancylying:

How do you write creepy stories

  • Over describe things
  • Under describe things
  • Fingers, teeth, and eyes
  • Short sentences in rapid succession build tension
  • Single sentence paragraphs build dread
  • Uncanny valley=things that aren’t normal almost getting it right
  • Third person limited view
  • Limited explanations
  • Rot, mold, damage, age, static, flickering, especially in places it shouldn’t be
  • Limited sights for your mc -blindness, darkness, fog, refuse
  • Real consequences
  • Being alone -the more people there are, the less scary it is
  • Intimate knowledge, but only on one side

I don’t know I just write scary things but I don’t know what I’m doing.

Rule of Thumb: your reader’s imagination will scare them more than anything you could ever write. You don’t have to offer a perfectly concrete explanation for everything at the end. In fact, doing so may detract from your story.

teathattast:

real mudskipper hours!

creds: @realfuckingpotus

fairyling:

fairyling:

it’s actually evil that ppl wanna say that they support bi women but then as soon as a bi woman is dating a man & she wants to talk about her attraction she’s shut down in lgbt spaces bc no one wants to hear about het relationships. if you shut down bi ppl discussing their attraction to the opposite gender then you are not an ally to bi ppl & you never were

i encourage you all to reblog this

prismatic-bell:

hella-lugosi:

sciencebranchblues:

rhan-hastur:

akitchenwitch:

shpider-synthpop:

retrocatte:

shpider-synthpop:

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

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ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.


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Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

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Babymetal with Rob Halford

You know they’re just pissed because Babymetal are girls.

gostle:

dar-a:

hansolocareer:

Me 2 seconds after being born

i’m the panel 

the stomping